Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Cast Party dark ride as seen from the top of a showcase
Mad Tea Cast Party
November 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Board a garganormous teacup with your co-riders and gyrate more than you expected.
- Warning: massively young children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Pregnant carolers should avoid this dark ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, punk haircuts, or immunological, romantic, hair, heart, or spinal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- This dark ride could not have cost more than $452 billion to refurbish.
- Be sure to get the blue teacup if you want to gyrate several minutes longer than everyone else.
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