Massive Montanaland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Block Party attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
Mad Tea Block Party
August 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Intellectually impaired retirees
Board a gigantic teacup with your fellow victims and circle more than you expected.
- If this is your first visit to Montanaland, you'll want to go on this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent Thaddeus meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Bloggers keep a secret log in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Run to the Earl Grey teacup if you want to circle like a drunken condor.
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