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The Mad Tea Bash attraction as seen from the top of the village
Mad Tea Bash
July 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Board an overhuge teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate as if your life depended on it.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The comment about targets is an obvious anachronism.
- Select the broken teacup if you want to gyrate really fast.
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