Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Mad Tea Bash attraction, internally depressing in the afternoon park light
Mad Tea Bash
January 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a gigantic teacup with your fellow victims and spin until you vomit.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an electric map.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or immunological, kidney, attention-span, or social complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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