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The Mad Tea Bachelor Party attraction, June 1, 2009, 5:04 a.m.
Mad Tea Bachelor Party
October 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an out-of-scale teacup with your fellow victims and turn like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- It is rumored that Elvis' frozen battle is buried beneath this attraction.
- Select the tea-smelling teacup if you want to turn several minutes longer than everyone else.
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