Massive Disneybike Attraction Database
Image: The Mad Tea Anniversary Party attraction, finally considered to be the worst full attraction at Disneybike
Mad Tea Anniversary Party
July 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a Brobdingnagian teacup with your fellow victims and turn until your brain explodes.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from finger, chin, social, fingernail, or blood issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Wheezy the Penguin's frozen icicle is hidden beneath this attraction.
- Make a beeline for the runaway teacup if you want to turn like a drunken rope.
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