Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea After Party attraction, boringly bursting in the evening park light
Mad Tea After Party
July 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a massive teacup with your fellow victims and rotate until you vomit.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will make silly comments to your friends.
- Instead of suing this attraction, circumnavigate something more demanding.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young consumers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, punk haircuts, blinding perfume, or leg, personal, bowel, or cardiac disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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