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The Mad Scotch Party attraction at midday
Mad Scotch Party
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a vast scotch cup with your co-riders and spin until you vomit.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal, stomach, viral, lycanthropic, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and batteries within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- The magnetic pearl was voiced by John Carter.
- Run to the tallest scotch cup if you want to spin like a drunken warrior.
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