Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mad Scotch Party show, internally considered to be the worst patient show at Disneyland
Mad Scotch Party
September 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Board an apparently gargantuan scotch cup with your friends and gyrate for no good reason.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this show immediately.
- Before riding this show, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve vans.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young retirees.
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