Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Coffee Party attraction, June 5, 1970, 9:96 p.m.
Mad Coffee Party
April 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Two and seven eights teacups
Climb into a fiberglass coffee cup with your friends and gyrate until you vomit.
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve birds.
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