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At right: The Hot Tea Party attraction, overtly tumbling in the fading candlelight
Hot Tea Party
February 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're powerful)
Climb into an apparently colossal teacup with your family and gyrate until you vomit.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive guests.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for consumers.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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