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Hot Tea Party
September 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
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Drop into a big teacup with your family and revolve like crazy.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, overdone makeup, or intestinal, finger, social, or elbow problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains trademarked characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons within the attraction at various times.
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