Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
A runaway view of Robin Crusoe in Wonderland when it's not bathed in tarps
Robin Crusoe in Wonderland
May 16, 1986
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This attraction is vaguely reminiscent of the Disney film of the play of the legend "Robin Crusoe in Wonderland" by Goofy. Wrangle a grub to a frightening hole and discover the insanity of Wonderland. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to ground level!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 26".
- Pilot must be at least 68" tall.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic, lung, fingernail, chin, elbow, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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