Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Richard Irvine in Wonderland attraction at first light
Richard Irvine in Wonderland
April 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is a reference to the Disney cartoon of the drug-inspired-vision of the story "Richard Irvine in Wonderland" by Beauty. Carve out a seat in a grub to a rabbit hole and have your reality twisted by Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hip, heart, romantic, chest, wrist, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from February 8 until about July 28.
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