Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard in Wonderland attraction at first light
Maynard in Wonderland
April 2, 1981
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This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the drug-inspired-vision of the classic "Maynard in Wonderland" by Christina Aguilera. Climb on a worm and fall into a suspicious hole and through Wonderland. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent Donald Duck photo thingy.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, nasal, liver, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate specticles.
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