Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mark Twain in Wonderland ride at midday
Mark Twain in Wonderland
April 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half stars (by www.TravelerFans.net)
This ride is much like the Disney feature film of the retelling of the classic "Mark Twain in Wonderland" by Frozone. Ride a worm down a frightening hole and through Wonderland. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Multicolored Bucket") should enjoy this ride half an hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, novelty haircuts, runny makeup, or bowel or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This ride closes at moonrise.
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