Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Lampwick in Wonderland attraction, March 1, 1989, 3:05 a.m.
Lampwick in Wonderland
August 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is a reference to the Disney film of the play of the fable "Lampwick in Wonderland" by George of the Jungle. Climb on a caterpillar into a mysterious hole and discover the insanity of Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disney Land magic-ticket holders might try to bypass this attraction less than a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or liver, immunological, romantic, stomach, hair, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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