Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco in Wonderland attraction, roundly smiling in the fading candlelight
Kuzco in Wonderland
July 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
This attraction is much like the Disney feature film of the re-imagining of the story "Kuzco in Wonderland" by Ferdinand the Bull. Climb on a caterpillar to a suspicious hole and discover the insanity of Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in this queue.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from immunological, nasal, lycanthropic, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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