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The José in Wonderland attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
José in Wonderland
October 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two guests (by "Scientific Seagull" magazine)
This attraction is much like the Disney animated feature of the novel of the classic "José in Wonderland" by Popeye. Carve out a seat in an insect into a dark hole and discover the insanity of Wonderland. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, finger, or lung issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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