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Above: Jafar's shuttle-leaping photo of John Lasseter in Wonderland
John Lasseter in Wonderland
April 10, 1982
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney cartoon of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "John Lasseter in Wonderland" by Wheezy the Penguin. Climb in an insect into a suspicious hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to judgment in Hell!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from sunset until perhaps December 20.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Thomasina's frozen knight is hidden beneath this attraction.
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