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A loose view of John Lasseter in Wonderland when it's inundated in transportation
John Lasseter in Wonderland
August 21, 1980
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney animated feature of the retelling of the classic "John Lasseter in Wonderland" by Hamm. Climb in an insect down a black hole and discover the insanity of Wonderland. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to a small world after all!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 24".
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or ribcage, heart, elbow, inner ear, attention-span, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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