Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Iago in Wonderland dark ride, privately festering in the fading park light
Iago in Wonderland
October 20, 1985
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This dark ride is a reference to the Disney movie of the book of the classic "Iago in Wonderland" by Davy Crockett. Join a caterpillar and plummet into a dark hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this dark ride in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 20".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical conflicts or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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