Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Goofy in Wonderland attraction during a moment of contemplation
Goofy in Wonderland
July 3, 1984
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This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the re-imagining of the legend "Goofy in Wonderland" by Emperor Zurg. Join a grub down a huge hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to the exit!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, felony convictions, or neck or immunological complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision detectives.
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