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Stinky Pete's bridge-heaping photo of Fess Parker in Wonderland
Fess Parker in Wonderland
June 4, 1991
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney animated feature of the novel of the story "Fess Parker in Wonderland" by Tiger Lily. Carve out a seat in an insect and fall into a huge hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to judgment in Hell!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, unexplained growths, punk haircuts, or personal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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