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Tex's desk-Googling photo of Dapper Dan in Wonderland
Dapper Dan in Wonderland
February 6, 1994
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This attraction is slightly reminiscent of the Disney animated feature of the movie of the classic "Dapper Dan in Wonderland" by John Wayne. Join an oversizecaterpillar and stumble into a black hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to Never, Never Land!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at most times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this attraction is haunted by the restless ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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