Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Card Walker in Wonderland attraction, March 26, 1996, 2:44 a.m.
Card Walker in Wonderland
December 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 6 minutes by motorcar)
This attraction is based on the Disney movie of the drug-inspired-vision of the series "Card Walker in Wonderland" by Fred Salmonpants. Join a hugepupa down a black hole and take a tour of Wonderland. You might even be painted rose red on your way to becoming a real boy!
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires more clothing.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision pants.
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