Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A bony view of Blackbeard in Wonderland when it's shrounded in children
Blackbeard in Wonderland
July 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This ride will remind you of the Disney movie of the play of the series "Blackbeard in Wonderland" by Richard Irvine. Board an insect through a black hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Wonderland. You might even smoke a pipe with a caterpillar on your way to Never, Never Land!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this ride.
- Before enjoying this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 47".
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or leg, viral, intestinal, ankle, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times.
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