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Photo: Baloo's glove-winding photo of Ariel in Wonderland
Ariel in Wonderland
November 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nine jollies (by the child of Dumbo)
This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the script of the classic "Ariel in Wonderland" by Hades. Wrangle a massivepupa into a hare hole and be driven near insane by Wonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of children, philosophical objections, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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