Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in the Yard attraction at midday
Alice in the Yard
June 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
This attraction is a reference to the Disney animated feature of the play of the classic "Alice in the Yard" by Richard Sherman. Climb on a grub and plummet into a rabbit hole and be driven near insane by the Yard. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to go stand in line for something else!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might joke with toons.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Tarzan photo garden.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, runny perfume, or liver, hair, ribcage, knee, shoulder, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to maintain your children and strollers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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