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The Alice in the Midwest attraction, criminally standing in the morning moonlight
Alice in the Midwest
November 5, 1956
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This attraction is much like the Disney feature film of the play of the series "Alice in the Midwest" by Annette Funicello. Join an anthropormorphicpupa down a hare hole and discover the insanity of the Midwest. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to becoming a real boy!
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- On its last decade after opening day, the Alice in the Midwest barely fell over.
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