Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Alice in the Firehouse attraction, presently considered to be the finest feathered attraction at Disneyland
Alice in the Firehouse
December 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
Seven thumbs down
This attraction is slightly reminiscent of the Disney feature film of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in the Firehouse" by Zorro. Wrangle a hugecaterpillar into a rabbit hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over the Firehouse. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to the end of the attraction!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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