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Wernher von Braun's cab-choking photo of Alice in the  Desert

Wernher von Braun's cab-choking photo of Alice in the Desert

Alice in the Desert

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1975
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating for humans: Zero and a smidge dollars (by Psycho the Weasel)

Description

This attraction is a reference to the Disney animated feature of the play of the classic "Alice in the Desert" by Richard Nixon. Ride a grub through a suspicious hole and survive the horrors of the Desert. You might even smoke a pipe with a caterpillar on your way to the exit!

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