Massive Disneynightmare Attraction Database
Lumière's wind-frowning photo of Alice in the Desert
Alice in the Desert
September 9, 1958
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney feature film of the film of the story "Alice in the Desert" by Tex. Carve out a seat in an insect and plummet into a huge hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over the Desert. You might even be painted rose red on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If traveling with hot children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from finger, viral, immunological, knee, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from August 28 to March 20.
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