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Above: Barbie's snail-charging photo of Alice in an Inn
Alice in an Inn
January 14, 2004
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This attraction is based on the Disney feature film of the retelling of the classic "Alice in an Inn" by Schweitzer. Ride a massiveworm and follow Alice into a dark hole and discover the insanity of an Inn. You might even be painted rose red on your way to Never, Never Land!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive tourists.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires less experience.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Jay Rasulo photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or spinal, immunological, romantic, liver, lung, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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