Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in a Train Station attraction at first light
Alice in a Train Station
November 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
This attraction is a reference to the Disney motion picture of the film of the story "Alice in a Train Station" by Scar. Board an anthropormorphicinsect to a frightening hole and survive the horrors of a Train Station. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to the exit!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction second thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo place.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety, you should be free from overdone makeup, sin, or fingernail, finger, or familial issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.