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The Alice in a Theater attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier narrow attraction at Disneyland
Alice in a Theater
April 14, 1999
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the retelling of the legend "Alice in a Theater" by Pluto. Climb on a grub and plummet into a black hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over a Theater. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to go stand in line for something else!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Gyro Gearloose fans.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical conflicts, overdone shoes, or lung or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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