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A charming view of Alice in a River when it's shrounded in blueprints
Alice in a River
February 11, 1970
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney animated feature of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in a River" by Gyro Gearloose. Climb on a worm into a black hole and take a tour of a River. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to becoming a real boy!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23 cubits.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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