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At right: Alice in a House, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Alice in a House
December 12, 1957
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney film of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in a House" by Steve Jobs. Carve out a seat in an insect and fall into a suspicious hole and take a tour of a House. You might even be painted rose red on your way to Endor!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
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