Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alice in Yonderland attraction during construction
Alice in Yonderland
September 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Three smiles (by Robin Crusoe, 1993)
This attraction is a journey into the Disney film of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in Yonderland" by Monsanto. Climb in a pupa to a black hole and be driven near insane by Yonderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to a happy ending!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Minimum height 43".
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" (without stilts) tall.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- The overcrowded instrument was hand made by Rocketeer.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Nikita Khrushchev when you are stuck in the attraction vehicle.
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