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Above: The Alice in Sunderland attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Alice in Sunderland
August 28, 2006
Avg. queue length:
58 minutes (or 44 minutes in metric)
This attraction is based on the Disney feature film of the play of the series "Alice in Sunderland" by Donald Duck. Wrangle a grub down a rabbit hole and discover the wonders of Sunderland. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of former reprobates.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive hotness, or chest, lycanthropic, personal, brain, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from December 17 to March 15 (or something like that).
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