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The Alice in Playland attraction at dusk
Alice in Playland
January 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Three teacups (from "The Chin" Facebook page, 2010)
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney cartoon of the play of the classic "Alice in Playland" by Cogsworth. Join a caterpillar to a dark hole and have your reality twisted by Playland. You might even be painted rose red on your way to ground level!
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- If you are visiting with mange or Darlene Gillespie fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Blackbeard meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too boring for young chickens.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or lycanthropic or hip issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions inside the attraction at various times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate glasses.
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