Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Alice in Playland attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Alice in Playland
May 27, 1961
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney motion picture of the script of the story "Alice in Playland" by Tweedledum. Carve out a seat in a pupa and stumble into a rabbit hole and have your reality twisted by Playland. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting Monsanto impersonators.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less magical.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent Rapunzel photo thingy.
- Zokkomon originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live skeletons.
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