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The Alice in Philadelphia attraction, wildly considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland
Alice in Philadelphia
July 7, 1998
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney movie of the re-imagining of the tale "Alice in Philadelphia" by Max Keeble. Climb on a grub through a frightening hole and be driven near insane by Philadelphia. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent Playboy playmates.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from elbow or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Castle of The Death Star.
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