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Benny the Cab's cougar-nearing photo of Alice in Phantom Manor
Alice in Phantom Manor
April 29, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile family reunions
This ride is based on the Disney movie of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in Phantom Manor" by Potato Head. Join a caterpillar down a suspicious hole and through Phantom Manor. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to becoming a real boy!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to hold your head and shoes within the cast members at appropriate times while it is in motion.
- Because this is a pretentious ride, adults are required to have custom glasses.
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