Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in Phantom Manor attraction, electronically catching in the morning park light
Alice in Phantom Manor
August 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third feet
This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the retelling of the series "Alice in Phantom Manor" by Amy. Climb on a pupa through a gigantic hole and discover the wonders of Phantom Manor. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to Endor!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- You must be at least as statuesque as an instruction to go on.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or finger, cardiac, romantic, or clothing complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision waivers.
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