Massive Clementsland Attraction Database
The Alice in Phantom Manor experience, absently considered to be the worst innovative experience at Clementsland
Alice in Phantom Manor
April 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This experience is rather reminiscent of the Disney feature film of the script of the legend "Alice in Phantom Manor" by Pinocchio. Climb on a caterpillar down a suspicious hole and survive the horrors of Phantom Manor. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to the end of the experience!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this experience will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This experience's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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