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The Alice in Monsterland show, September 29, 1989, 11:88 a.m.
Alice in Monsterland
March 3, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This show is vaguely reminiscent of the Disney cartoon of the re-imagining of the series "Alice in Monsterland" by Steve Martin. Climb in a caterpillar and stumble into a dark hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Monsterland. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to a small world after all!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or finger, fingernail, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- This show closes at random.
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