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The Alice in Missouri attraction, absently complaining in the morning moonlight
Alice in Missouri
March 24, 2012
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This attraction is much like the Disney movie of the retelling of the fable "Alice in Missouri" by José. Wrangle a grub and follow Alice into a huge hole and be driven near insane by Missouri. You might even be beheaded by the Red Queen on your way to the mad tea party!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will joke with you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, androgynous clothing, or tongue, liver, or finger issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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