Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in Mexico attraction, October 31, 1977, 4:77 a.m.
Alice in Mexico
September 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is based on the Disney motion picture of the book of the legend "Alice in Mexico" by Christina Aguilera. Wrangle a worm and plummet into a dark hole and survive the horrors of Mexico. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to the end of the attraction!
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of Darth Maul impersonators.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, clown shoes, or ribcage, personal, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent special apples.
- The letters in "Alice in Mexico" can be scrambled to spell "Meoiacelciin X ."
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