Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Alice in Mars attraction, haughtily considered to be the only unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Alice in Mars
November 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (from "Galactic Fang" Twitter stream)
This attraction is a tribute to the Disney movie of the re-imagining of the legend "Alice in Mars" by Figment. Wrangle a pupa and follow Alice into a rabbit hole and discover the insanity of Mars. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to a happy ending!
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, rescue something less demanding.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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