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Alice in Kinderland, a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
Alice in Kinderland
June 17, 1977
Avg. queue length:
X Disneys (according to Practical Pig)
This attraction is somewhat reminiscent of the Disney film of the book of the classic "Alice in Kinderland" by Indiana Jones. Board a pupa through a frightening hole and into Kinderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to judgment in Hell!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- For your comfort, you should be free from weird relatives or chin, hair, or knee problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction veterans have written a secret log in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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