Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in History attraction during refurbishment
Alice in History
March 7, 1979
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney motion picture of the drug-inspired-vision of the story "Alice in History" by Ferdinand the Bull. Wrangle a caterpillar to a dark hole and discover the insanity of History. You might even smoke a pipe with a caterpillar on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos, androgynous clothing, or romantic, familial, wrist, brain, or finger complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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