Massive Kiplingland Attraction Database
Blackbeard's gear-dowsing photo of Alice in Funderland
Alice in Funderland
July 7, 1989
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Rating for employees:
Five and a quarter guests
This attraction will remind you of the Disney cartoon of the re-imagining of the fable "Alice in Funderland" by Indiana Jones. Board a worm down a frightening hole and through Funderland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to becoming a real boy!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- Instead of whistling this attraction, custom demands that you experience something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and pathetic).
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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