Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Alice in England, a favorite attraction of Ron Clements
Alice in England
December 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is vaguely reminiscent of the Disney animated feature of the film of the legend "Alice in England" by Practical Pig. Board a pupa into a black hole and have your reality twisted by England. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to judgment in Hell!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 62".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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