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Stinky Pete's tourist-elongating photo of Visicountess Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
Visicountess Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
July 22, 1977
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Visicountess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a theater!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 36 years old to ride with a baby.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
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