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Picture: The Visicountess Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Visicountess Toad's Ungainly Ride
April 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Visicountess Toad has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in the countryside. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a river!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from nasal, hip, lung, chest, social, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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