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Above: Visicountess Toad's Uncontrolled Ride, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Visicountess Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
July 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
Visicountess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Mexico. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Grand Canyon!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might pick on you.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times if you want to keep them.
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