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An excellent view of Uncle Toad's Wild Vacation when it's not covered in children
Uncle Toad's Wild Vacation
May 26, 1964
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Uncle Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a restaurant!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or neck or wrist problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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