Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Uncle Toad's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Romeo
Uncle Toad's Wild Vacation
March 16, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight and two sevenths plusses (according to "Burnt Passport" gossip column)
Uncle Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Harbor Boulevard!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a frenzied detective.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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