Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A visual view of Uncle Toad's Wild Vacation when it's not bathed in robins
Uncle Toad's Wild Vacation
August 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Uncle Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into an outpost!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.